A very simple story happened to me. But I have thought, I had to present it in this blog. You’ll learn how some people imagine SEO and how do they sell their products. Sometimes you can feel like a fellow of the stone age. And Lithuania is not an exception.

1. My hobby is video and audio technologies and I belong to a community called “Elektrik Sketches”. And I have a mailbox associated with this brand name.

2. Yesterday I got an email (spam) to my Elektrik Sketches box directly oriented for video pros. It was in Lithuanian, but I will translate it in English. I tried to preserve style of language and punctuation.  The text of the message was:

“Good afternoon,

we can offer new lamps for video camcorders for professional work, for good quality of video, for shooting in bad conditions. We want to offer new lamps BESCOR-PRO with autonomic batteries.

Versions of power 35w, 50w and 100w
Are you interested?

Sincerely
Vaizdo technika
Tel. 8645 33998″

And there was a photo attached:

3. How do you like the photo?

4. After a few minutes passed I got following email with a text:

“Standard – 5Lt
3ccd professional – 15Lt”

Tel. 864533998″

and a photo:

5. I want just to express a bunch of smiles, but I can’t. What is “standard”? What is “3ccd professional”?

6. I became sad a little bit for these guys. It is not funny for me. They should start from the first class, from the beginning how to talk and communicate politely with people. There is nothing to say about advertising or spamming.

Tags: audio technologies, email spam, stone age seo, video camcorders, video technologies

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